https://www.amazon.co.uk/10-Unpublishable-Fictions-David-Rogers-ebook/dp/B09N2V7HHD/ref=sr_1_1?crid=37AYRPHZV9B92&keywords=10+unpublishable+fictions&qid=1642914455&s=digital-text&sprefix=10+unpublishable+fictions%2Cdigital-text%2C287&sr=1-1 10 Unpublishable Fictions. You know you want to read it. Announcing 10 Unpublishable Fictions! Cannibals Evan Findlay Hay and Chris Page have teamed up with with the very spiny David Rogers to perpetrate a publishing paradox that has rocked the world of paradoxical fiction to its contradictory roots. Yes, ten unpublishable stories, most of … Continue reading Cannibals eating their own 10 Unpublishable Fictions
Author: chrispagefiction
Author of the novels Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, Sanctioned, Weed, King of the Undies World, The Underpants Tree, and the story collection Un-Tall Tales. Editor, freelance writer, occasional cartoonist, graphic designer, and all that stuff. At heart he is a London person, but the rest of his body is in long-term exile in Osaka, Japan.
Breaking breaking broken — Starmer promises Tories to be good little boy
It’s official: Keir Starmar has pledged to not disagree with the Conservative party on anything. In a development that is of no surprise to anyone, he has indeed pledged to be a good little Tory. In a forthcoming speech to the CBI, Sir Keir, is promising not to ‘throw cash at’ the UK’s problems. In … Continue reading Breaking breaking broken — Starmer promises Tories to be good little boy
Priti Patel: “Comin’ over ‘ere expecting not to be killed”
With yet another death in detention of an asylum seeker and criticism of Britain’s human rights from whoever, The Cannibal’s Gazette has invited Home Secretary Priti Patel to defend her policies concerning asylum seekers. Bloody so called asylum seekers, comin' over 'ere expecting not to be killed. That’s entitlement that is, that’s taking the piss. … Continue reading Priti Patel: “Comin’ over ‘ere expecting not to be killed”
Julienne
I don’t believe in love at first sight any more than you do, Anatol. I well recall your saying to me, as we sat drinking seven franc wine beside the grave of Jean-Paul- that ‘love’ was but a meta-sign, that articulated the system of emotional absurdity, and as such, offered little opportunity for self-transcendence. That … Continue reading Julienne
On the way to the Paradise Club
We’d called into Control at midnight and had been given the location for that night’s manifestation of the Paradise Club – a Second World War airbase in rural Essex. Since then it seemed, how long? Two hours, five? The first few roadblocks had pushed us into Hertfordshire and sectioned the convoy up into smaller and … Continue reading On the way to the Paradise Club
Jordan Peterson’s 12 rules for life
☞ Stand up straight, be polite, speak nice. ☞ Live with honour. ☞ Sit up straight at dinner time. Never put your elbows on the table. Sit up straight at dinner time without elbows but with honour. ☞ Polish your shoes every day. Never put your elbows in the shoe polish. Polish your shoes every … Continue reading Jordan Peterson’s 12 rules for life
Brigadier Robert D’Alby
A sweaty tale of irresistible desire within remote salty environs. Brigadier Robert D'Alby of those immaculate Glorious Roscommon’s was a fine figure of a man. As a Sandhurst officer cadet, it was crystal clear D’Alby was hewn from exactly the right stuff- possessing athleticism, but devoid of narcissism; employing a military style of life, minus … Continue reading Brigadier Robert D’Alby
Breaking: Humanity all shagged out!
Let’s be clear: the slow death of humanity through mass infertility is a good thing. This nightmare vision of SF and dystopian literature is, to the well-organised mind, a dream come true. For decades scientists have been telling us about falling sperm counts, an impending infertility crisis. As the evidence mounts, the prospect has turned … Continue reading Breaking: Humanity all shagged out!
The Cannibal’s Gazette Keir Starmer interview
CannGaz: Thank you for joining us Sir Keir. The Tories have been dishing out government contracts worth billions of pounds to their donors and old school friends, in many cases these people were not experienced or competent in the areas of expertise for which they were paid. So while they got fat, they failed to … Continue reading The Cannibal’s Gazette Keir Starmer interview
That Labour fightback in full
Image by Chris Page When you have no ideas, just wrap yourself in the flag. Works for rabid nationalists every time. PS: Mr Keir Starmer, if you want some ideas, look in Mr Corbyn's Labour manifesto, there are lots of good ideas in there. You're welcome.
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