Yes, despite losing their first two games, England are a dead cert to go through to the next round of the World Cup in Brazil if they beat Costa Rica by 27 goals to nil, and if both Italy and Uruguay are annihilated in an alien pitch invasion.
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After the European vote: Where next for England?
The results of the European election are in. Now it’s clear that England, fed up with neighbours, noise and diversity, has voted to leave Europe, the Cannibal asks which continent the country would like to join instead. North America At first glance a winner: right next door to all those film stars and super-size servings … Continue reading After the European vote: Where next for England?
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