Today, the Cannibal is privileged to meet the leader of Britain’s favourite maverick party — scourge of mainstream politics, Nigel Farage of UKIP. Cannibal’s Gazette: What is the biggest issue facing Britain today? Nigel Farage: Immigration! CG: Climate change caused by the activity of humans is threatening to cause unprecedented destruction to lives, the environment … Continue reading The Cannibal Interview — with Nigel Farage
A second look-in for UKIP today: What happens when renewable energy runs out? Well, that will happen in about 4 billion years when the sun runs out of fissionable materials. Incidentally, UKIP persons, that's the sun in the sky, not the newspaper of the same name. Ukip candidate wonders "what happens when renewable energy runs … Continue reading Ukip candidate wonders “what happens when renewable energy runs out?”
One of the Chelsea fans in the Paris Metro racism incident in which supporters stopped a black guy from getting on the train while making racist chants turns out to be a big fan of UKIP's Nigel Farage. The linked article includes a photo of the two together. Chelsea fan in Paris Métro video posed … Continue reading Chelsea fan in Paris Métro video posed in picture with Nigel Farage | Politics | The Guardian
A UKIP spokesperson today confirmed that leader Nigel Farage is not in fact a fish. 'I can confirm that Nigel is not in fact a fish,' said the UKIP spokesperson, speaking on condition he not be grilled or turned into a piquant carpaccio. 'He just smokes like a fish,' the spokesperson who isn't a fish … Continue reading UKIP news – Nigel Farage is not a fish
The results of the European election are in. Now it’s clear that England, fed up with neighbours, noise and diversity, has voted to leave Europe, the Cannibal asks which continent the country would like to join instead. North America At first glance a winner: right next door to all those film stars and super-size servings … Continue reading After the European vote: Where next for England?
UKIP candidate Douglas Denny has claimed that 'abnormal gays are ramming it down my throat’. Can we suggest to Mr Denny, who is standing for city council in Portsmouth, stop hanging out with abnormal people and hang out with regular gay people instead. If he doesn’t like having it rammed down his throat, perhaps he … Continue reading UKIP’s mouthful of homophobia