A UKIP spokesperson today confirmed that leader Nigel Farage is not in fact a fish. 'I can confirm that Nigel is not in fact a fish,' said the UKIP spokesperson, speaking on condition he not be grilled or turned into a piquant carpaccio. 'He just smokes like a fish,' the spokesperson who isn't a fish … Continue reading UKIP news – Nigel Farage is not a fish
Month: June 2014
World Cup: England storm through to next round
Yes, despite losing their first two games, England are a dead cert to go through to the next round of the World Cup in Brazil if they beat Costa Rica by 27 goals to nil, and if both Italy and Uruguay are annihilated in an alien pitch invasion.