Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise

Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves. But then he discovers he may not be alone. Can Ben find love among the dead or will death find him first? Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise is the fifth novel (or first novella) … Continue reading Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise

Why Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security

by Malcolm N. Poop, Conservative MP for Great Fisting Without a doubt, Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security. He’s a threat to your family, your home, your job and a threat to next Christmas. In fact, he’s the greatest threat to national security since Hitler’s armies were massing across the Channel and getting … Continue reading Why Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security

Special interview with David Cameron

Today we bring you an exclusive interview with the prime minister of the United Kingdom: Mr David Cameron. Cannibal’s Gazette: Mr Cameron, thank you for agreeing to talk to us. David Cameron: Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security. CG: Germany has agreed to take hundreds of thousands of the Syrian refugees that have … Continue reading Special interview with David Cameron