Twenty-seven uses for bananas — don’t choke when you see the last one!

How many uses for a banana are there? I can think of a few. mimikaki ear cleaner for people with large earsif tied to the bottom of feet they are a cheap alternative to roller blades by virtue of the slippy quality of banana skinsa crutch for a small person a device for cleaning around the … Continue reading Twenty-seven uses for bananas — don’t choke when you see the last one!

Trump and his nukes

Last week Donald Trump tweeted "The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes." Which is a lot like saying the US will have to kill lots and lots of people until other countries realise how horrible killing is and cut it … Continue reading Trump and his nukes

The real conspiracy

Conspiracy theorists are CIA agents planted to spread nonsense to distract us from understanding what’s really going on.

Westboro Baptist Church to picket Fred Phelps’ funeral

Fred 'God Hates Fags' Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church has passed away. The Westboro Baptist Church achieved notoriety by picketing the funeral of gay people and US military personnel killed in action. It comes to the Cannibal’s attention that shortly before Phelps’ death he was excommunicated by the church he founded. He was excommunicated … Continue reading Westboro Baptist Church to picket Fred Phelps’ funeral

A letter from the Pope

Today I received a letter from the Pope (the one in the Vatican). That's nice, I thought, a letter from the Pope. It's not every day I get one of those. I opened the letter with great excitement. The letter was in a copy of the Italian newspaper La Repubblica, which is a mite unconventional. … Continue reading A letter from the Pope

Ed Miliband undergoes surgery to mend broken wrist

We will not be the first to make the obvious joke.

David Cameron: singing for our supper

Following Johnny Marr forbidding David Cameron from liking The Smiths, Radiohead's Thom Yorke has offered to "sue the living shit" out of Cameron if he uses any of his music to promote the Conservatives. Which tells us he no more understands the music he purports to listen to than how to manage the country … Continue reading David Cameron: singing for our supper