With yet another death in detention of an asylum seeker and criticism of Britain’s human rights from whoever, The Cannibal’s Gazette has invited Home Secretary Priti Patel to defend her policies concerning asylum seekers. Bloody so called asylum seekers, comin' over 'ere expecting not to be killed. That’s entitlement that is, that’s taking the piss. … Continue reading Priti Patel: “Comin’ over ‘ere expecting not to be killed”
By Chris Page
This ominous 'Welcome to Australia' image has been doing the rounds, posted and liked by people ranging from the intelligent and humane to the dibblingly imbecilic — oddly all, within the Cannibal’s line of sight, Brits who clearly feel the Aussies have a thing to two to tell us and are keen to show their … Continue reading So, who’s been posting stuff on social media without checking its authenticity, eh?
Today, the Cannibal is privileged to meet the leader of Britain’s favourite maverick party — scourge of mainstream politics, Nigel Farage of UKIP. Cannibal’s Gazette: What is the biggest issue facing Britain today? Nigel Farage: Immigration! CG: Climate change caused by the activity of humans is threatening to cause unprecedented destruction to lives, the environment … Continue reading The Cannibal Interview — with Nigel Farage