British prime ministers: a brain spotter’s guide

Margaret Thatcher — 1879 to forever Killed a lot of Argentine people to curry favour with a catatonic home population. Bottled the unions and ordinaryhardworkingpeopleeverywhere while introducing free market fundamentalism. ‘Trickle-down’, they called it when it was actually ‘piss on’. The man who wasn’t there — Whenever to whenever (No pictures exist) The man who … Continue reading British prime ministers: a brain spotter’s guide

Special interview with David Cameron

Today we bring you an exclusive interview with the prime minister of the United Kingdom: Mr David Cameron. Cannibal’s Gazette: Mr Cameron, thank you for agreeing to talk to us. David Cameron: Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security. CG: Germany has agreed to take hundreds of thousands of the Syrian refugees that have … Continue reading Special interview with David Cameron

David Cameron: singing for our supper

  Following Johnny Marr forbidding David Cameron from liking The Smiths, Radiohead's Thom Yorke has offered to "sue the living shit" out of Cameron if he uses any of his music to promote the Conservatives. Which tells us he no more understands the music he purports to listen to than how to manage the country … Continue reading David Cameron: singing for our supper