Let’s be clear: the slow death of humanity through mass infertility is a good thing. This nightmare vision of SF and dystopian literature is, to the well-organised mind, a dream come true. For decades scientists have been telling us about falling sperm counts, an impending infertility crisis. As the evidence mounts, the prospect has turned … Continue reading Breaking: Humanity all shagged out!
UKIP candidate Douglas Denny has claimed that 'abnormal gays are ramming it down my throat’. Can we suggest to Mr Denny, who is standing for city council in Portsmouth, stop hanging out with abnormal people and hang out with regular gay people instead. If he doesn’t like having it rammed down his throat, perhaps he … Continue reading UKIP’s mouthful of homophobia
US director of national snooping Mr Clapper claimed yesterday that whistleblower Edward Snowden caused massive damage to intelligence interests. The Cannibal responded: 'Big, fat bollocks.' Clapper is tasked with spying on everyone in the world, and now he is one seriously embarrassed monkey. He would like us to believe that Snowden is a threat so … Continue reading Clapper: Snowden caused ‘massive historical’ security damage; Cannibal: bollocks
Despite twenty dead children at Sandy Hook, the US government is quietly dropping the proposed ban on assault weapons. Read here. Despite the majority of Americans supporting such a ban, the government can't get the legislation passed because of the strength of the opposition of the gun lobby. Opponents of gun control argue that government … Continue reading Gun ban gunned down
The gap between politicians and societies is getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and the more awareness there is, the more consciousness of who is responsible and how they should pay for it – what they should do to fix this situation – the less the politicians listen. — Javier Bardem Interview with Bardem here.
Martyr The man responsible for attacking Sikhs in Wisconsin on Sunday has been named as Wade Michael Page. Accepting that the police had no alternative but to stop him by force of arms, it is a shame that Page died at the scene. It is a shame because conservatives and right wingers, whom he was … Continue reading Wisconsin