A UKIP spokesperson today confirmed that leader Nigel Farage is not in fact a fish. 'I can confirm that Nigel is not in fact a fish,' said the UKIP spokesperson, speaking on condition he not be grilled or turned into a piquant carpaccio. 'He just smokes like a fish,' the spokesperson who isn't a fish … Continue reading UKIP news – Nigel Farage is not a fish
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After the European vote: Where next for England?
The results of the European election are in. Now it’s clear that England, fed up with neighbours, noise and diversity, has voted to leave Europe, the Cannibal asks which continent the country would like to join instead. North America At first glance a winner: right next door to all those film stars and super-size servings … Continue reading After the European vote: Where next for England?
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