It’s official: Keir Starmar has pledged to not disagree with the Conservative party on anything. In a development that is of no surprise to anyone, he has indeed pledged to be a good little Tory. In a forthcoming speech to the CBI, Sir Keir, is promising not to ‘throw cash at’ the UK’s problems. In … Continue reading Breaking breaking broken — Starmer promises Tories to be good little boy
Category: Fuckup
Priti Patel: “Comin’ over ‘ere expecting not to be killed”
With yet another death in detention of an asylum seeker and criticism of Britain’s human rights from whoever, The Cannibal’s Gazette has invited Home Secretary Priti Patel to defend her policies concerning asylum seekers. Bloody so called asylum seekers, comin' over 'ere expecting not to be killed. That’s entitlement that is, that’s taking the piss. … Continue reading Priti Patel: “Comin’ over ‘ere expecting not to be killed”
The Cannibal’s Gazette Keir Starmer interview
CannGaz: Thank you for joining us Sir Keir. The Tories have been dishing out government contracts worth billions of pounds to their donors and old school friends, in many cases these people were not experienced or competent in the areas of expertise for which they were paid. So while they got fat, they failed to … Continue reading The Cannibal’s Gazette Keir Starmer interview
Who’s laughing now?
Upon an unhappy island still begrudgingly coming off its empire addiction ... Text and photo: Evan Findlay Hay
Too many people taking liberties by going to the beach says PM
Too many people taking liberties by going to the beach, says PM whose chief advisor drove across the country during lockdown while infected with Covid19. So here’s a little liberty I took earlier.
Poor Tommy Robinson
More revelations from Charlottesville
These gentlemen went along to show their support for fascism at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, on August 12th — or were they auditioning for the reshoot of the cover art for this (appropriately titled) famous 1970 album? (With apologies to Mr Black Sabbath, who has no association with these people … Continue reading More revelations from Charlottesville
Bollocks to Blair
Tony Blair holds no elected office. Tory Blair represents no one. Tory Blair is a has-been. Tory Blair trots around the globe selling his bottom to any vicious dictator that needs a PR job. Tory Blair is ethically and intellectually empty. Tory Blair is a war criminal. So why oh why does the media hang … Continue reading Bollocks to Blair
So, who’s been posting stuff on social media without checking its authenticity, eh?
This ominous 'Welcome to Australia' image has been doing the rounds, posted and liked by people ranging from the intelligent and humane to the dibblingly imbecilic — oddly all, within the Cannibal’s line of sight, Brits who clearly feel the Aussies have a thing to two to tell us and are keen to show their … Continue reading So, who’s been posting stuff on social media without checking its authenticity, eh?
There is no good Brexit – Labour needs to restart the Remain fight…
There is no good Brexit – Labour needs to restart the Remain fight Brexit – An argument between two wings of Tory Toffs, settled in a referendum dominated by xenophobia.
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