“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.” — Margaret Hilda Thatcher Once upon a time ago there was-wasn’t a magic money tree. When the keeper of the magic money tree gave it a good shake, money would-wouldn’t magically fall from its boughs. The tree was so magic it … Continue reading Tales from the Magic Money Tree
Month: November 2020
The prettiest Priti of all possible pretty Pritis
Priti Patel is not a bully. We know that because when she heard we were doing an article on her, she came round, broke our pencils, put gravel in the coffee maker, then set fire to the hamster and smacked our heads with its smoking remains. So that’s clear and definite, then. Priti is not … Continue reading The prettiest Priti of all possible pretty Pritis
That election: What’s next?
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