Priti Patel is not a bully. We know that because when she heard we were doing an article on her, she came round, broke our pencils, put gravel in the coffee maker, then set fire to the hamster and smacked our heads with its smoking remains. So that’s clear and definite, then. Priti is not … Continue reading The prettiest Priti of all possible pretty Pritis
Tag: death
Russell Howard: the obituary
Obituary: 2020 is shaping up to be, without question an annus horribilis, for many reasons; not just because of our farkakte Prime Minster & assembled conservative clowns, but for the unanticipated depletion of UK light entertainment & great British games shows. Sadly we’ve whispered tearful adieus to many tragically departed troupers, the like of whom … Continue reading Russell Howard: the obituary
Don’t breath the food
A woman has died and nine other people have received hospital treatment after breathing in toxic fumes at a McDonald's restaurant in the US.
The Cannibal's Gazette 