Sent from my iPhone, so please excuse brevity, spelling & punctuation Sent from my iPhone whilst dieting, so please excuse an 8-point-font Sent from my iPhone during a senior moment, so with all due respect Missy- excuse spelling & punctuation Sent from my iPhone clad head-to-toe in hard-wearing corduroy whilst tuning pianoforte along the Cotswold Way, so pitched perfectly- excuse punctuation … Continue reading Sent from my iPhone
Russell Howard: the obituary
Obituary: 2020 is shaping up to be, without question an annus horribilis, for many reasons; not just because of our farkakte Prime Minster & assembled conservative clowns, but for the unanticipated depletion of UK light entertainment & great British games shows. Sadly we’ve whispered tearful adieus to many tragically departed troupers, the like of whom … Continue reading Russell Howard: the obituary
Tory Twats — no.27 in an infinite series — Lord Bethell
The Right Royal Cockwomble Award, an all-too-frequent honour bestowed exclusively by The Cannibal’s Gazette. The Right Honourable The Lord ‘Jim’ Bethell Lord Bethell this week reassured a nation of dispossessed teens whose life chances have just been shit away by a Tory shit-making algorithm that having your head forcibly held in a bucket of liquid … Continue reading Tory Twats — no.27 in an infinite series — Lord Bethell
Challenging situations — no.01
Think of an occasion when you personally had to deal with either a challenging situation or a difficult person. What was the main concern, how did you tackle it and what were the consequences? ‘I was supervising my twin albino Badgers whilst at play outside our cosy suburban home whereupon I noticed a silly argument … Continue reading Challenging situations — no.01
Vote for Against!
Nails Nathan on votin' USA It was written of the comedian W.C. Fields that at a certain point in his life he no longer voted for anyone but chose to vote against. He did not trust politicians, as many of us don't, but he did at least weigh the pros and cons and vote against … Continue reading Vote for Against!
Mythomania in motion
Art by Nails Nathan
How rapey is your MP?
In the news this week, yet another Conservative MP has allegedly been caught with someone else’s underpants down. An as-yet unnamed former minister has been arrested on charges of rape and sexual assault. Once again, an elected representative has elected to get stuck in as only a right honourable gentleman knows how. The nation waits … Continue reading How rapey is your MP?
The Human Virus
Art by Nails Nathan
Electroman
Electroman is forever here to save our universe from unrelenting obliteration. He’s travelled through valleys of death, survived chasms of fire, & scaled snowy mountains. Marked sigils engraved across his chest pay tribute to derring-do, unparalleled bravery, showing no concern for his personal safety. Only the majesty of Electroman can avert the inevitable. Flashing through … Continue reading Electroman
Too many people taking liberties by going to the beach says PM
Too many people taking liberties by going to the beach, says PM whose chief advisor drove across the country during lockdown while infected with Covid19. So here’s a little liberty I took earlier.
The Cannibal's Gazette 