Author: chrispagefiction

Author of the novels Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, Sanctioned, Weed, King of the Undies World, The Underpants Tree, and the story collection Un-Tall Tales. Editor, freelance writer, occasional cartoonist, graphic designer, and all that stuff. At heart he is a London person, but the rest of his body is in long-term exile in Osaka, Japan.

Tory Twats — no.27 in an infinite series — Lord Bethell

The Right Royal Cockwomble Award, an all-too-frequent honour bestowed exclusively by The Cannibal’s Gazette. The Right Honourable The Lord ‘Jim’ Bethell Lord Bethell this week reassured a nation of dispossessed teens whose life chances have just been shit away by a Tory shit-making algorithm that having your head forcibly held in a bucket of liquid … Continue reading Tory Twats — no.27 in an infinite series — Lord Bethell

Vote for Against!

Nails Nathan on votin' USA It was written of the comedian W.C. Fields that at a certain point in his life he no longer voted for anyone but chose to vote against.  He did not trust politicians, as many of us don't, but he did at least weigh the pros and cons and vote against … Continue reading Vote for Against!

How rapey is your MP?

In the news this week, yet another Conservative MP has allegedly been caught with someone else’s underpants down. An as-yet unnamed former minister has been arrested on charges of rape and sexual assault.  Once again, an elected representative has elected to get stuck in as only a right honourable gentleman knows how.  The nation waits … Continue reading How rapey is your MP?

Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise

Ben seems to be the only living person on the planet and the dead are really getting on his nerves. But then he discovers he may not be alone. Can Ben find love among the dead or will death find him first? Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise is the fifth novel (or first novella) … Continue reading Another Perfect Day in Fucking Paradise

EU army to conscript Brits aged between 18 and 25 — the story in full

Social media has been reporting that the EU is making plans to conscript all European males between the ages of 18 and 25 into their new EU army.  This news may have benefitted the UK’s Leave campaign by driving people into their camp.  And quite right, too. An undemocratic unelected super government stealing our children … Continue reading EU army to conscript Brits aged between 18 and 25 — the story in full