Category: Politics

Calling a spade a cupcake — media spinning the terrorist murder of a woman into thin air

So. The man who murdered Jo Cox was not a terrorist but a 'crazed lone wolf', was he? This is the line that the mainstream media is spinning with some energy. The man followed two fascist organisations, read their literature, learned about guns from them, shouted the name of one of these groups during the … Continue reading Calling a spade a cupcake — media spinning the terrorist murder of a woman into thin air

Brexiteers in need of some sex education

Seems that Britain's campaign to leave the EU has gone to delightfully witty (and presumably short) lengths to get their message across. Brexiteers have begun distributing condoms printed with the messages: 'Vote leave: It's riskier to stay in', and 'Vote Leave: it's riskier to stay in.' They don't seem to realise that the point of … Continue reading Brexiteers in need of some sex education

Corby frenzy shouts out real news

Excuse me lifting this quote in its entirety from today's LabourList email news letter, but it makes a very nice point. "Yesterday the Tories voted for a £4.4bn cut to tax credits, which will undoubtedly increase poverty in Britain. 24 hours prior they voted in favour of implementing a bill that amounts to an all-out attack on … Continue reading Corby frenzy shouts out real news

Why Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security

by Malcolm N. Poop, Conservative MP for Great Fisting Without a doubt, Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security. He’s a threat to your family, your home, your job and a threat to next Christmas. In fact, he’s the greatest threat to national security since Hitler’s armies were massing across the Channel and getting … Continue reading Why Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security

Special interview with David Cameron

Today we bring you an exclusive interview with the prime minister of the United Kingdom: Mr David Cameron. Cannibal’s Gazette: Mr Cameron, thank you for agreeing to talk to us. David Cameron: Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to national security. CG: Germany has agreed to take hundreds of thousands of the Syrian refugees that have … Continue reading Special interview with David Cameron

Mandate? We’ve just had our arses owned. #GE2015

Electoral reform? We want to think about this the morning after an election like we want to look at a bucket of sick after a night on the piss. But here it is and it’s not going away. And we have to look at it because the lives of a great many British people have … Continue reading Mandate? We’ve just had our arses owned. #GE2015

The Cannibal Interview — with Nigel Farage

Today, the Cannibal is privileged to meet the leader of Britain’s favourite maverick party — scourge of mainstream politics, Nigel Farage of UKIP. Cannibal’s Gazette: What is the biggest issue facing Britain today? Nigel Farage: Immigration! CG: Climate change caused by the activity of humans is threatening to cause unprecedented destruction to lives, the environment … Continue reading The Cannibal Interview — with Nigel Farage